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Villanelle
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| Lady Tatsh wrote: |
In the beginning there was Adam, then there was Eve. Then there was Charles telling them both to GTFO of his Eden. |
*snickers* puuure winnn
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Lady Tatsh
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| Villanelle wrote: |
| Lady Tatsh wrote: |
In the beginning there was Adam, then there was Eve. Then there was Charles telling them both to GTFO of his Eden. |
*snickers* puuure winnn |
Why, thank you!
I've been known to make some epic in my day. 
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hyena
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Charles can touch MC Hammer
Charles frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.
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Ohhh where's my ass, I think I just laughed it off. :D
There's no such thing as the speed of light, there's only the speed of Charles.
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Akis
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Charles was the one who put the 2 in the robot's binary dream to make it a nightmare.
._. I know.. I'm kinda down today. Charles knows how many times I've sighed. Oh but the rest were really funny. "Charles can speak braille" made me laugh. ^^v
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Lin
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Location: My computer, dumbass. Y'know, 'cause I'm on it... typing... yeah. Idiot.
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If you have five dollars and Charles has five dollars, Charles has more money than you.
Charles does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Charles puts the FUN in Funeral.
Charles doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Charles' smile once brought a puppy back to life. Unfortunately, when he saw it, he scowled and it keeled over once again.
Charles’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.
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Boww
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Location: n j00r j0urnal, p0st1n HS pr0nz XD
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Lin wrote: |
If you have five dollars and Charles has five dollars, Charles has more money than you.
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Because he took my damn five dollars. Curse you, Charles -fistshake- XDDD
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Lin
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| Charles does not squeeze juice in the morning. He verbally abuses the oranges until eventually, they commit suicide.
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coolchan
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| Lin wrote: |
| Charles’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight. |
Charles above, I hate those infinity symbols. D< Damn you, Charles-sama!
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guitarmania07
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Okay so this one is kinda lame but
Charles would fix the problems in the middle east but then what would entertain him?
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Villanelle
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Charles once got 100% on a test just for writing down his name
There's a reason Charles' hair looks so bleached: he steals sunshine and puts it in his conditioner
Charles ruins lives by writing down names in a particular notebook. No, it's not his journal. (sound familiar?)
Charles doesn't glare. If he did, heads would explode.
Prostitutes try to get with Charles by paying him
Charles won't reveal his full name. If he did, he'd have to kill you
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Lady Tatsh
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| When Charles was asked why people are so stupid he said "If they were smart I'd get bored."
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Ambrey
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| Villanelle wrote: |
| Charles can speak braille |
That made my day. : )
Charles can unscramble an egg.
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Lady Tatsh
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Sad thing is, I didn't even make that. 
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Jadeh
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Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
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findingMIKU
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God cries everytime he realizes that he will have to fight Charles one day... and DIE.
Darth Vader was not Luke's father. Charles was both parents.
Charles doesn't get bad luck from black cats, they avoid walking pass him to save their lives.
Charles knows what you did last summer... because he forced you to do it.
Heh... weak, I know... but I randomly thought of them durin glunch. My dad was talking about a pastry we had gotten earlier that day and said: "I dunno what's in it... I think it's red bean paste. Not sure though." And I just replied without thinking: "Charles would know what was in it." He looked at me like I had gone psycho. xD
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