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Your Mom
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 Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:12 am Post subject: Charles Facts |
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I created this topic so we can all discuss the sheer awesomeness of the awesomely awesome boy that is Charles.
Make me laugh; post all your Charles-is-pwnsome jokes here! ;D
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I know some of these aren't original, but here goes nothing:
Charles does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
There is no such thing as global warming. Charles was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Charles can sneeze with his eyes open.
Charles can milk Metis' milkshake by simply staring at it.
Charles can kill two stones with one bird.
Charles' milkshake can bring all the boys to the yard.
Charles doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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*gets shot*
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ZexyKay
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| Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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I don't have any to add, but, seriously, this made me laugh: "Charles can kill two stones with one bird."
That just made my day.
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Villanelle
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Charles can count to a googol by just counting 1.
*shrug*
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Boww
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:50 am Post subject: |
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| Charles likes Jay, or at least he does in the mind of Boww (and probably Felicia XD).
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Maezy
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Charles has counted to infinity. Twice.
There is no theory of evolution. The is only a list of creatures Charles has allowed to live.
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Jennacide
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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These are hilarious  So I'll add my own rather rubbish one:
Charles started the "Big Bang" simply because he was bored.
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Haikari-chan
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Boww wrote: |
| Charles likes Jay, or at least he does in the mind of Boww (and probably Felicia XD). |
Hai-chan seconds that notion!
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Villanelle
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Aah, good ol' "Charles" jokes.
Charles' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
Charles can speak braille
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Charles.
Charles can touch MC Hammer
Charles frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. Charles just hates trailer parks
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Charles responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
Charles never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Charles”.
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Haikari-chan
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Oh goody! Here are some of mine....
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Charles.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Charles took over.
If you want a list of Charle's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Charles doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Charles drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Charles once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Charles doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Charles.
and ftw
The evolved form of Chuck Norris is Charles.
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Villanelle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| Haikari-chan wrote: |
and ftw
The evolved form of Chuck Norris is Charles. |
Let's just imagine that transformation for a moment... XD LULZ.
Unlike God, Charles only needed one day to create the universe.
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Jinx
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Fall Out Boy didn't fall, Charles pushed them.
Charles caused the panic in the disco.
Chuck Norris has a poster of Charles above his bed.
Charles loves the smell of napalm, dead kittens, crushed hopes, destroyed dreams and tortured souls in the morning.
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Villanelle
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| Jinx wrote: |
| Charles loves the smell of napalm, dead kittens, crushed hopes, destroyed dreams and tortured souls in the morning. |
S-so true... ;o;
Charles once won the award for being Charles.
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LuckyDiceKirby
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xDDDDD
Don't cry over spilled milkshakes. Unless it was Charles' milkshake. Oh, you are so screwed.
Don't mess with Charles' friends. He'll strangle you. With a cordless phone.
Your calender is always at April 1st when Charles is around, but his never is. Charles messes with everybody, but nobody messes with Charles.
In Soviet Russia, Charles STILL owns you.
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Boww
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It's more of a question, but whatever.
If Charles ruled the world, who would he give Canada? Japan? Antarctica?
Somehow, I bet he'd give Josh Antarctica, only to take it away for the penguins' sake. -shrugs-
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Lady Tatsh
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Charles created the Universe with Lasers (as opposed to butterflies and daffodils) "Day one: 8 o'clock! BAM!"
In the beginning there was Adam, then there was Eve. Then there was Charles telling them both to GTFO of his Eden.
Charles beat God at D&D. God was forced to make him breakfast.
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